Write a Blog

Scenario: You've decided to write a blog.

You wake up and decide to start a blog about your everyday life, but your life isn't interesting enough to write about. Get out there and make shit happen!

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

While you are out trying to become more interesting, you suddenly realize there is nothing out there to save you. So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

You're Sick

Scenario: You are sick.

Make shit happen and take some medicine.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

The sickness have requires stronger medication and you can't get it - You're gonna die, So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

You're Drunk

Scenario: You are drunk.

So you're drunk with your best buddies, Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

So the fuck what.

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

When you're hungry.

Scenario: You are hungry.

You're tired, you don't live anywhere close to any fast food place, and you don't want to go to the grocery store to get any food. Hey buddy we all get lazy, go make some pasta and make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

Or you could stay at home and starve, so the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

Crossing the Street

Scenario: No cars are visible but a red light inhibits your crossing.

Cross the street, what's the light gonna do? Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

If you get hit by a truck and you can't do anything for the rest of your life, so the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

Getting a job

Scenario: You need a job.

So you haven't applied anywhere because you're afraid that you won't get hired at a fast food restaurant. 16 year old douchebags can get a job. Are you better than a 16 year old douchebag or not? Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

If your 60 year old boss fires you, so the fuck what?

SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

Make Shit Happen

Scenario: Relationships. We both know you're afraid of this crap. My advice to you is to make shit happen. What's the worst that could happen? you could get rejected. It's like mario, you're gonna die in mother fucking mario so you're not gonna play the game?

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

If you get dropped by the chick, so the fuck what

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb