GREAT NEW JOKE

You just came up with a brand new joke in your head like "So Elvis walks into a convenience store in Quebec and orders a pepsi. When the cashier gives him the drink Elvis says, "Aw, Mercy." Make shit happen and tell everyone and make them laugh.

MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

Nobody laughs and you look dumb. So the fuck what?

SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

Records

Scenario: You want to buy some records.

You want to go out and buy some records with money you don't have, make shit happen!!

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

Your parents find out and get pissed, so the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

You're in the Olympics

Scenario: You are in the olympics.

You are a big deal now, and you want to get a gold medal. Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN. George Douglas

You can run fast. So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT. Brandon Webb

End of time

It's the end of time. !WOW! Make shit happen

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN. George Douglas.

HOLY SHIT IT IS THE END OF TIME. So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT? Brandon Webb.

you're kramer

Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN George Douglas

So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT? Brandon Webb

Truck Driver

Scenario: While you're walking a truck driver gives you attitude.

You've spent the night drinking with some friends and you move the party to a different location. While on the trek to the new party palace you decide to cross the street. A truck is pulling up, you yell "Fuck you truck!", he flips you off. Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

You respond with the middle finger and your friend joins you. The trucker slams the brakes and he is ready for a throw down. So the fuck what?!

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

Home Improvement

Scenario: You are sitting at home watching Home Improvement

You are sitting in your living room watching Home Improvement, when your loved one comes in and demands you start cleaning the house. You tell them to shut it and get them to make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

They talk back to you and you just reply with "so the fuck what?"

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb