Records

Scenario: You want to buy some records.

You want to go out and buy some records with money you don't have, make shit happen!!

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

Your parents find out and get pissed, so the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

You're in the Olympics

Scenario: You are in the olympics.

You are a big deal now, and you want to get a gold medal. Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN. George Douglas

You can run fast. So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT. Brandon Webb

End of time

It's the end of time. !WOW! Make shit happen

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN. George Douglas.

HOLY SHIT IT IS THE END OF TIME. So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT? Brandon Webb.

you're kramer

Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN George Douglas

So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT? Brandon Webb

Truck Driver

Scenario: While you're walking a truck driver gives you attitude.

You've spent the night drinking with some friends and you move the party to a different location. While on the trek to the new party palace you decide to cross the street. A truck is pulling up, you yell "Fuck you truck!", he flips you off. Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

You respond with the middle finger and your friend joins you. The trucker slams the brakes and he is ready for a throw down. So the fuck what?!

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

Home Improvement

Scenario: You are sitting at home watching Home Improvement

You are sitting in your living room watching Home Improvement, when your loved one comes in and demands you start cleaning the house. You tell them to shut it and get them to make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

They talk back to you and you just reply with "so the fuck what?"

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

Write a Blog

Scenario: You've decided to write a blog.

You wake up and decide to start a blog about your everyday life, but your life isn't interesting enough to write about. Get out there and make shit happen!

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

While you are out trying to become more interesting, you suddenly realize there is nothing out there to save you. So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

You're Sick

Scenario: You are sick.

Make shit happen and take some medicine.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

The sickness have requires stronger medication and you can't get it - You're gonna die, So the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

You're Drunk

Scenario: You are drunk.

So you're drunk with your best buddies, Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

So the fuck what.

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb

When you're hungry.

Scenario: You are hungry.

You're tired, you don't live anywhere close to any fast food place, and you don't want to go to the grocery store to get any food. Hey buddy we all get lazy, go make some pasta and make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

Or you could stay at home and starve, so the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

Crossing the Street

Scenario: No cars are visible but a red light inhibits your crossing.

Cross the street, what's the light gonna do? Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

If you get hit by a truck and you can't do anything for the rest of your life, so the fuck what?

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

Getting a job

Scenario: You need a job.

So you haven't applied anywhere because you're afraid that you won't get hired at a fast food restaurant. 16 year old douchebags can get a job. Are you better than a 16 year old douchebag or not? Make shit happen.

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas.

If your 60 year old boss fires you, so the fuck what?

SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb.

Make Shit Happen

Scenario: Relationships. We both know you're afraid of this crap. My advice to you is to make shit happen. What's the worst that could happen? you could get rejected. It's like mario, you're gonna die in mother fucking mario so you're not gonna play the game?

-MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, George Douglas

If you get dropped by the chick, so the fuck what

-SO THE FUCK WHAT, Brandon Webb